hobo wine

  Everyone needs a release now and then, right? Some people get their kicks heading to the park and tossing the frisbee around, some people take long hikes and enjoy nature. But what about hobos? How do they relax and let their dirt encrusted hair down? Some people might think that hobos are just like us, and they too play frisbee and take hikes. Well, some people are wrong. Hobos aren't like us. Why would you want to go hiking when you live outside? How can you play frisbee when you're scared of the color pink? Sure, some people might say that not all hobos are scared of the color pink. But, as we've already covered; some people are wrong.

  In any case, thanks to my tireless devotion to quality articles for this website and my unquenchable thirst for knowlege I now reveal, in its full glory, instructions for how you too can get down like a hobo! That's right:

make your own hooch.

Before we start though, this is probably dangerous. You shouldn't under any circumstances attempt this. If you get hurt following these instructions, it's your own damned fault.

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